For sale: Elie Bleu Classic Bubinga Matte 100 Cigar humidor

[ashauler]

Ashauler lets us know that those are big words for him.

. . . . .

Did you know that "Ashauler" and "Big Bill" together invented the toothbrush?

Anyone else would have named it the teethbrush.

Absolutely, and we're both richer than Bill Gates now. We don't make any money from you though since we don't sell flesh colored gum polishers.

BTW, my bid still stands at $40 and the shipping is on you.

[ashauler]

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

LMAO....sorry your horse cut you off and you got nothing better to do. Besides, all those steps up the ladder must be a bitch.

[equestrian]

Absolutely, and we're both richer than Bill Gates now. We don't make any money from you though since we don't sell flesh colored gum polishers.

BTW, my bid still stands at $40 and the shipping is on you.

BAM! There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Knife to gunfight. I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I'll be back in a few days to see whether Big Bill has said Please properly, whether Ashauler has wiped the drool from his toothless gums, and so on.

In the meantime, PM with best offers on the humidor, and I'll get some kind of automated email to that effect. "This is not a sales message."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

[badwhale]

crickets...

been waiting for the last 15 mins for the dynamic duo to respond. what clever retort will they provide? every neuron in their skulls is firing. the suspense is killing me.

My offer is still good on the shift key...

[ashauler]

BAM! There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Knife to gunfight. I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I'll be back in a few days to see whether Big Bill has said Please properly, whether Ashauler has wiped the drool from his toothless gums, and so on.

In the meantime, PM with best offers on the humidor, and I'll get some kind of automated email to that effect. "This is not a sales message."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

Thanks, I appreciate the mercy you're showing me. Your reading comprehension leaves something to be desired though.

[big bill]

[cigarsarge]

OK equestrian...Did your horse kick you in the head? We do not buy items form someone we do not know. This is not Ebay...This is a brotherhood of like minded folks.

You are not going to shill your wares here...That's as plain as it gets.

[nhcigarfan]

kevin, cannot accept that, but can accept 104,850 MALAWI KWACHAS or of course 192,225 MAURITANIA OUGUIYAS if preferred.

ashauler, i shall endeavor to no longer treat the marketplace forum as marketplace. i may not be able to sleep tonight.

Wow, way to start out as a raging cocksucker. I bit that I give you one hard bitch slap and I get the humi.

[nhcigarfan]

IP check on tool bag here?

[equestrian]

Hear ye, hear ye!

The following is an update to Craigslist, Cigarsmokers-dot-com, eBay, and the classified section of my local 12 page newspaper:

The Elie Bleu humidor has been SOLD! Buyer got a great price and is receiving it on Monday.

My work here is done.

Was it good for you?

For a few of you I get the sense that this 2-dimensional computer forum is actually a rather significant part of your life. I suggest you get out more. There is a third dimension out there with real people in it. For best results, it will require the occasional shower. Be careful though, if some of you keyboard heroes were to converse with me f2f the way you have here, bystanders would get to witness the sweetest uppercut ever seen.

Adieu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lswOov_ZVqE

[mrtr33]

For a few of you I get the sense that this 2-dimensional computer forum is actually a rather significant part of your life. I suggest you get out more. There is a third dimension out there with real people in it. For best results, it will require the occasional shower. Be careful though, if some of you keyboard heroes were to converse with me f2f the way you have here, bystanders would get to witness the sweetest uppercut ever seen.

That sounds like a threat. I never did anything to you.

Ban poll requested.

[ndv21]

Second the request

[buzz]

Oh dangit he sold it already, what a bummer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Vlt-lpVOY

I was so hoping I could waste my money on that crappy humidor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmopROxBnBU

Good job selling it though, that surprises me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

-Buzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dic_Hhnh9zg

[ashauler]

If the post was reported, there wouldn't need to be a ban poll I don't believe. Threats of physical violence = instaban I think, but a vote might be entertaining.

[heftysmokes]

LMAO @ Buzz.

[cigarsarge]

bystanders would get to witness the sweetest uppercut ever seen.

I banned the fucker for threats of violence. If anyone objects I'll unban him.

[kevin7]

Be careful though, if some of you keyboard heroes were to converse with me f2f the way you have here, bystanders would get to witness the sweetest uppercut ever seen.

Adieu.

Oh thats hilarious. I doubt you could even reach my chin let alone hit me . I would guess your thin pussy skin would get torn on my whiskers LOL.

[mail man]

Oh thats hilarious. I doubt you could even reach my chin let alone hit me . I would guess your thin pussy skin would get torn on my whiskers LOL.

NICE

[big bill]

Equestrain please come to Henderson,NC and look me up. I flushed something about your size last night.

[cigarsarge]

IP check on tool bag here?

Done...Did not match the "suspect".